Friday, December 24, 2010
This one is a RAP song. You remember those where a guy rhymes a whole lot and has flow? And sounds smooth doing it? And it's about a gift of the magi gone awry sad assed song. If you're looking for something to cry to ya old sad sack Christmas baby bottle balling blubber mouth wowzy wowzy woo welcome to your new security blanket. Or lack thereof.
Dark Christmas Winter by Chop Shop Garage Dark Christmas Winter by CRASHDDZ
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Here's what happened when I tried to make a Christmas beat.... A dark aural collage of slow mo Christmas mojo. Not so much heavy on the Ho Ho Ho as it is the slow slope of a freshly snowed roof of dysfunctional America. Jingle bells on Nyquil if you will. A Head Butt from the Red White and Blue to the Red and the Green. Take a colored vinyl piece, some MPC taps and a little eggnog with a zigga zigga of paprika provided by an evangelist on wax and a barely understandable woman in tears about her alcoholic mother's abuse viola a Christmas Classic for the most dusted elves in the pride... I think it's pride? A gaggle..no that's not right// a pack of elves ? A heard maybe? One thing for sure: Cyndi Loo Whoo never heard a jingle like this.
One Foggy Christmas Eve by CRASH DDZ
One Foggy Christmas eve by CRASHDDZ